Squash the Shitfuckery Square
Squash the Shitfuckery Square

GET THE APP

PUT THE SQUARE ON YOUR DEVICE

The Square installs straight from this page — no app store account, no waiting on approval. It gets its own icon, opens full screen, and stays signed in.

IPHONE & IPAD

  1. Open this page in Safari and tap the share button.
  2. Choose “Add to Home Screen”, then tap Add.

ANDROID

  1. Open this page in Chrome.
  2. Tap the install button above, or the menu ⋮ → “Install app”.

WINDOWS & MAC

  1. Open the site in Chrome or Edge.
  2. Click the install icon in the address bar, or use the button above.

APP STORES LATER

Store listings need paid Apple and Google developer accounts. This version works today on every device without them.